No-one ever believes me when I say this, but it happens to be a fact.
The story goes that when he was a young lad, he was in the kitchen, intending to make a bacon and egg sandwich. He accidentally undercooked the egg, and overcooked the bacon. When he mixed them together, it produced a tangy by creamy cheese tasting product.
He immediately ran naked through the streets of London, pronouncing 'Cheese, cheese, I've invented cheese'. After he was released on bale, he returned home briefly, before getting sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
I've often told this story, generally to disbelief, and normally to uncontrollable laughter. It is however true, and I am waiting to hear back in regards to getting a patent.
Here's one of my favourite cheese-based recipes:
Cheese Sandwich
1 x lemon
48 x mushrooms
3 1/2 x battered tomatoes
12 x cloves of garlic
1g x salmon
Fry the lemon until alight, dice the mushrooms and rub in the microwave. Batter the tomotoes further, with a hammer and add to the lemon. Eat the garlic, and vomit if neccessary. Pour the lemon and tomatoes onto the samon and boil for about a day. Serve with a member of family.
The story goes that when he was a young lad, he was in the kitchen, intending to make a bacon and egg sandwich. He accidentally undercooked the egg, and overcooked the bacon. When he mixed them together, it produced a tangy by creamy cheese tasting product.
He immediately ran naked through the streets of London, pronouncing 'Cheese, cheese, I've invented cheese'. After he was released on bale, he returned home briefly, before getting sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
I've often told this story, generally to disbelief, and normally to uncontrollable laughter. It is however true, and I am waiting to hear back in regards to getting a patent.
Here's one of my favourite cheese-based recipes:
Cheese Sandwich
1 x lemon
48 x mushrooms
3 1/2 x battered tomatoes
12 x cloves of garlic
1g x salmon
Fry the lemon until alight, dice the mushrooms and rub in the microwave. Batter the tomotoes further, with a hammer and add to the lemon. Eat the garlic, and vomit if neccessary. Pour the lemon and tomatoes onto the samon and boil for about a day. Serve with a member of family.
